Right at the start of my time in Hannover, the world’s largest Schützenfest (marksmen’s festival) was held here, lasting a full two weeks. I had some idea of what a Schützenfest might be like, but this!
Großes Volksschießen
One day, I was wandering through the city when I spotted a banner bearing the words: ‘Willkommen auf der Schützenstraße – Großes Volksschießen’ (Welcome to Marksmen’s Street – Grand People’s Shoot).
I couldn’t resolve the burning question of whether the public would be doing the shooting (but at whom?) or being shot at (here? In cordoned-off areas?). In any case, I made a hasty exit to avoid unexpectedly becoming the target of a well-oiled marksman. (Note: ‘well-oiled’ here also means ‘drunk’.)
The following day, I learnt that it was all perfectly harmless: at most, they would shoot at people who looked like foreigners, but not without asking first. In any case, the city was awash with exuberantly merry marching bands. Here’s a little illustration of what Germans, or at least some of them, understand by law and order in music.
Things are rather brisk here. In the background you can see the Kröpcke-Uhr, the clock on Kröpcke square in the city centre and a popular meeting point because even Austrians unfamiliar with the area can find it.
And of course, no performance would be complete without the matching girls’ guard:
The rank and file enjoyed themselves while the guard’s drill mistress called out the dance steps:
Funfair at the Maschsee
The party wasn’t only in full swing in the city centre, but also by the Maschsee, where the actual Schützenfest was held. Right next to it was a funfair, or ‘Kirmes’, as the locals call it here. Almost as lovely and as much fun as the Vienna Prater.
A few impressions of the fun and games at the fair:
Colourful figures and a little train bring funfair atmosphere beneath the trees.
Photo: © Georg FranzSchnappi the crocodile gobbles up the little ones’ pocket money.
‘Visit Germany’s onlyest (sic!) three-storey water fun maze’ – that comes from their website.
Off we go, downwards!
And of course, no fair would be complete without gingerbread hearts.
Well, how about that? Around half a metre of grilled sausage (in a giant baguette)?
Or would you rather have a Schmalzkuchen (deep-fried pastry bites)?
But they also had Viennese almonds!
Revue of Illusions
But that’s enough eating – time for the Revue of Illusions. Here are the sensations on display:
The woman without a head! (I’ll spare you the bad jokes for now…)
And the lady without a lower body! (And I’ll definitely spare you the jokes here!)
And at last, I found the Schützenzelt, the marksmen’s marquee!
Did I survive it? Yes, you’ll find out here soon…